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In Loving Memory of Casey..she will be missed! August 30, 1999

The "LAW OF CAT'S" which can be viewed at the bottom of this page was pilfered by me (Zeus)from the following site: Tina's Humor Archives!: Thank you Tina for the laughs!
If you go to the bottom of the page and read the "LAW OF CATS", you can have a giggle while the photos are loading, it takes a bit, and I thank you for your patience!

I will be adding a page for links here in the future for my CAT'S PAGE OF STUFF! If you want to be added as a CAT link, let me know and I'll put you on!

Oh, most important...Have you HUGGED your pets today? Get to it!

Here is the long-awaited photo of Kathy's Owners..Casey & Zeus. Casey is gone in body, but not in soul, and soon you will be able to meet the newest member of our family..Pandora..stay tuned! >^..^<

Here Finally Is The Long Awaited Photo Of Pandora! She Already Rules Over Zeus...

Here's a photo of the Owners of Kathy's Parents:

Here's a photo of The former Patriarchs of Kathy's Parents:

Please visit a friend of ours...Beastly Cat..A wonderful site!!

Beastly Cat!

Come and visit the link below... Has your cats ever done this before?? Ahh come on now! You know they have! LOL Pandora was the infamous "Toilet Paper Killer" for some time... until she went to other things, like the banana tree, the 5 million toy mice around the house... and her newest venture.. "Lets sniff Mom's mouth after she's brushed her teeth.." Heh heh Cats, you gotta love 'em!

Another Wonderful Site! Visit and if you live in Nashville Adopt A Furry Friend!

The Nashville Humane Society...

More of my fellow Owners of Humans below:

The Owner of Kathy...soon will be joined by Pandora!

More of Zeus's Furry Friends

Here are the Owners of Kathy's Aunt & Uncle...


1-Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force-such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

2 - Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

3 - Law of Cat Magnetism: All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

4 - Law of Cat Thermodynamics: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except that in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.

5 - Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

6 - Law of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

7 - Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any countertop that has anything remotely interesting on it.

8 - Law of Cat Acceleration: A cat will accelerate at a constant speed, until he gets good and ready to stop.

9 - Law of Dinner Table Attendance: Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

10 - Law of Rug Configuration: No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

11 - Law of Obedience Resistance: A cat's resistance varies in inverse proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

12 - First Law of Energy Conservation: Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will therefore use as little energy as possible.

13 - Second Law of Energy Conservation: Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

14 - Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

15 - Law of Electric Blanket Attraction: Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

16 - Law of Random Comfort Seeking: A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

17 - Law of Bag / Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

18 - Law of Cat Embarrassment: A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

19 - Law of Milk Consumption: A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

20 - Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

21 - Law of Cat Landing: A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

22 - Law of Fluid Displacement: A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

23 - Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

24 - Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

25 - Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

26 - Law of Selective Listening: Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away.

27 - Law of Equidistant Separation: All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room.

28 - Law of Cat Invisibility: Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them.

29 - Law of Space-time Continuum: Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.

30 - Law of Concentration of Mass: A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.

31 - Law of Cat Probability (Uncertainty Principle): It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where she might be.

32 - Law of Cat Obedience: As yet undiscovered.

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Zeus & Pandora...Owners of Kathy

Zeus & Pandora Thompson
Virginia, MN 55792
United States